I want to make my previous post out of sight so...

Here is a note to all you viewers from my lovely daughter, dedicated to all especially "$$$Haoze$$$"

Take note that it is highly inappropriate, and can only be viewed and survive after that, if you are a normal human. Aliens, go to hell.


DISCLAIMERS
This is, NOT, I repeat, NOT, for people who can't take jokes or rants. And also, don't let your children see this unless you'd like to corrupt their minds.

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Hello there, my name is Van and I am Renald's "daughter". I am here to post about the things mentioned above - dumb people, homosexuals and Skittles.

But first of all, I would like to clarify a few things.

#1. I am not pregnant and I'll never be until I get involve in sexual intercourse and when the guy who screws me actually produces semen/sperms. Also, I assure you, I won't get pregnant 'till I get married. That is, when someone actually wants to marry me.

#2. My "parents" (Renald and KaiHao) are not homosexuals, gays, fags or whatever obscene and offending term you'd like to lable them with. I assure you that they are both 100% straight and they're just cursed with a strange "daughter" like me. I just popped out of nowhere. And in case if you're wondering, no, they didn't find me in the trash.

#3. Camping in school with a bunch of girls won't get you pregnant, EVEN if you camp for three days and two nights. Girls times girls action will NOT ensue in pregnancy. Girls don't impregnate other girls. That's a fact 'till there's someone miraculous and twisted enough to change that fact.

#4. My parents are good people, insult them and I'll hunt you down, rip your fucking balls off if you're a guy and cut your boobs off if you're a girl.

Dense and doltish people:

Kindly check the dictionary if you don't know what those two words mean.

Dumb people aren't essentially annoying but, there are different cases when people just act dull-witted when they know something. Ignorance isn't always bliss by the way. Don't get me wrong, I like dumb people. Well, I like dumb males anyway. Dumb girls just annoy me so very very much. And why yes, I am a little sexist towards the female species.

All right, my laziness is kicking in. I better move on.

Homosexuals

There is NOTHING against homosexuals or bisexuals, in my world anyway. I don't get why people lable other people fags, gays, homo, les, tranny when they HAVE NEVER EVER seen that certain someone snogging with their own gender. For Pete's sake, would you feel good if I freaking call you a homosexual just because you're not man enough? I get call a lesbian just because I act like a guy. This fact usually annoys me but, it doesn't anymore, criticise me all you want but, I will detach myself from the fact that I'm a lesbian because I know I am 100% straight, just a tad bit more boyish than you'll ever be. I know, some times, you see guys snogging guys, girls making out with girls but, you rarely see them "doing it" unless you're a sick pervert who happens to search for gay/lesbian porn on the net.

Skittles

Well, this is a totally random and off-topic kind of topic. I just thought I'd talk about it because Skittles are awesome. Skittles are colourful, 'nuff said.
Uhhuh, that's all I have to babble, rant, articulate, annoy people about. If you hate me, leave a note on Renald's tagboard and I'll gladly hate you back.

Sincerely,Van.
(The girl/boy who doesnt give a shite)

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Done.

Regards, Ren.
(The guy who doesnt give a shite, either.)