Ah, hello.

Really bored right now, technically, I could play my PS2 the whole day but that'd just be pointless. I could surf the net the whole day but that'd be pointless as well. Thus, I'm blogging. Lee Lin complained I don't reply tags, so hey, I'm going to do so after the end of this post.

Its raining, again. Cool. I heard there's this desert that gets only a cup of rain every year. Man, that would suck. Could you imagine you bloody lived there? You'd stand outside praying for rain, for 364 days. Then finally a drop of water drops a few metres away from you. You run over there to wait for more, then another drop of water is in front of your hut. Then you run back. You see one infront, you go over there. Another one drops at your hut. You start to get desperate and lick your hut for that one drop of water with your bloody dry tounge. You lick it and see the last few drops of water drop at the place where you used stand and wait. And just when you saw those few drops of water gone. You realised you could use the endless supply of buckets in your hut to put it all over the desert. To store water. Right before you can start producing that ingenius plan, you would have died of dehydration 362 days before your plan could work. Then ten years later someone else passes by and takes all your water and buckets collected, ten cups to be exact. If they don't evaporate that is. You poor poor bast*rd.

That was a absolutely pointless paragraph, but hey, at least I wrote something.

Hey, I just got an idea. Prepare yourself, this idea is udderly un-intelligent. I can compile all my pointless and random paragraphs and turn it into a book. Hell that would be awesome. My dying moments on Planet Earth could be spent reading this book and laughing at my own dissapointing life. Hey, at least I amuse myself.

Seriously though, if I were to publish a book, that would take a long time wouldn't it. How many random paragraphs would I have to have to get myself a 200-page world-renowned book for 13 year old kids with ambitions of Mr. Newton and skills of procrastination such of as mine? Uh, my guess would be around 1759 paragraphs. 1 page for credits of course.

But seriously seriously, I don't think I wanna spend my last hours reading pathetic "books" so to speak. I'd probably go around doing things I haven't done yet. And, that'd probably include, uh, if the world ended when I'm 16. And rush back home, cuddle my family, just in time for Earth to crumble. I'd probably wear Tottenham's home kit for my death.

Could you imagine if the world didn't end in 2012? That'd be so, normal. I mean, people like me and you would be sitting on our couches hugging your legs with your head down. Then that moment where we supposedly "Fall" passes, then you jump up and think, "F*ck, that dumbass joke created by the Mayans made us worry for absolutely nothing. They are LEGEND. MAYANS FTW! "

Hey, I'm on the right track, two more pointless paragraphs right there.

I read the history textbook for next year. It sucked. Seriously, I'm not interested in Singapore's history, not very patriotic, i know. I don't really care how Singapore was named. Its Singapore, okay, that's all I need to know. Sometimes I really wonder, is Amelia really the offspring's offspring's offspring's offspring's offspring's and so on, of the great dude that named us after that lion? Never mind that.

What if that lion never appeared. What if it was a Hippopatamus? We would be called Kudanil. Majula Kudanil. Man, that sucks. No offense to any unknown country called Kudanil. Why would it be Kudanil? http://www.google.com/

Man, I'm good at talking crap.
Now, I don't know if Sang Utama was Malay, but...

If you're wondering what if Sang Nila Utama spotted some other creatures, our name would be:
Dragon : Nagapore
Penguin : Penguinpore
Horse : Kudapore
Worm : Cacingpore
Tasmanian Daredevil : Tasmania pemberani - pore
A cellphone : Cellphone Island
A man without pants on : Zakarpore.

Lalala. LOL.

Hmm, I guess that's all today, I'll go eat my rice with fried egg, nuggets, and fish.
Bye there.

OH, TAG REPLIES. LOL.
~from the first tag to the latest~

Vanessa : Okay then, Vance. That's fine, right? LOL. Vanessa's too long. I mean, uh, the name. LOL

HaowLuuun: Nahhh, I don't even know you used that. Plus, check out Arby and the chief, that's where I got it from. LOL.

Shana : Random number, lol.

Rena : Yeah, didn't really take long to do so. Lol.

Wanlin : SuuuuppppYoesedzxdses!

Mel : I can, you're using ebuddy aren't you?

Haoze : My father didn't think it was a problem. LOL

Vanessa : You told me to use squiggly, didn't you? Lol, BLG is awesome, regardless whether Taylor Swift comes in makes it suck. LOL.

Ruru : I suppose you're Rumaizah, yeah, lol.

Lee Lin : Thanks =D

Amelia : WOH! I got scared there. LOL.

Rena : Yeah, kinda forgot the number so I just estimated it, thanks =D

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Kay, gonna sign off now.

-Renald
We're just a couple animals~