"We provide a selection of *coughs violently* fresh, sandwhiches.."

Sighsighsigh, why do I keep sighing?
Talking to someone which is very, very vulgar on the phone now.
Over what? Over anime computer games. Yeah...

Today was uh, boring.
Which loser goes home 1.30pm after being released early from school?
Me. Nah I'm just kidding, Its I.
Still, It was nice to have a seat on a bus after school, I was the first AMKSian to reach the bus stop, proud of it. For no reason.

Have you heard the news? Singapore's richest man died. Well that's.. that's horrible.
Why is it horrible you ask? Because its someone's death, you greedy ...
Anyway, from what I read, this rich dude had over 8 billion dollars. Let me spell that for you, Eight billion dollars. Having 8 million can already make me retire being a student. You have, 800 million dollars. 8 billion dollars. Thing is, he ain't those rich arses who go around flaunting their money around, wiping their buttocks with 50 dollar notes. He's quite thrifty, meaning he saves a lot of money. He lived in the same house for 30 years and always brought his own lunch whenever he went on planes.

Which makes me wonder, what does he do with all the stinking money? Its rotting at home mister, spread the love! You could give everyone in the world a dollar, and still have 2 billion in your pocket. Man.. He owns at least a quarter of Singapore's housing. That's like, close to being part of the government.

Well, I salute you, RIP. Hopefully your money goes to something productive.

Art really is awesome, no no no, before you 2/1 people start cursing me, I mean Art, not art lessons. Speaking of which, today's lesson was uhm. Mixed. But one thing that made me hysterical was, since our art teacher wanted to call Elyas' parents, to complain about him. In the end, he ended up putting his drama skills to use, and soon, our art teacher felt sorry for him and promised him that she wouldn't say anything other than remind them to bring their art work. She actually had a heart, hmm.. Here's the funny part, in an attempt to encourage Elyas, she quoted : "Actually you are one of my star students." Which immediately got me laughing my ass off. Do you actually SEE his art? LOL.

One more thing before I go. People, ITS OKAY. I know what to do. Lol. Well, not really.
Thanks for the advice and uhm link(s). :D

"When I said I was positive, I meant HIV!" -Frankie Boyle

-Renald
(insert 中国话 here)
这把猫杀掉，但我是老鼠。是一样道理吗？

For the record, I'm just trying to improve my chinese.