Doesn't it just piss you off when you're in a conversation with a few people, your friend makes a comment and someone out of nowhere just says "EXTRA LAH YOU". Oh wait, who was the one that wasn't in the conversation? YOU. Dumbass.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not pissed, its just some people's idiotacy that gets to me. I have a really good feeling this post would turn out in the wrong mood.

Although NOT referring this paragraph to anyone, I would just like to say. People, HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF LAH. (Please note I'm not referring to myself, although the examples given below are the ones that refer to me the best, but still, follow these tips) Don't go, "ohmegosh my science so bad sure last in class one, huh how sia" Then you come back top of class, then say "huh really ah i dun believe leh". IF YOU SURE LAST IN CLASS ONE TELL ME, HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW LIKE 90% OF THE ANSWERS AND DREAD THAT LAST 10% AND START SAYING THE WORLD IS ENDING. ITS A TEST, A TEST. A TEST. NOT YOUR FECKIN DESTINY.

God, just look at things at a more positive manner. (Once again reminding my viewers, all of these refer to me but still, follow these tips) Don't go, "Sigh, she doesn't like me, she ignores me, one friend betrayed me, i got scolded by teacher, haiz, theres no meaning in life". ... If that's why you want to die, then die. Because you my friend, if you are, don't deserve such an opputunity. Now, I'm aware I sound harsh, but still. You have a home to go back to, you have more than just ONE friend, there are MANY OTHER fish in the pond, (although fishes are becoming extinct), don't feel so dejected so easily.

Now, taking myself away from this topic. You might not know, but I'm actually typing with a certain smile on my face despite all the caps and stuff. Because she *censored a few sentences* me! :D

Okay, you should forget that paragraph of the whole be positive thing. Because I do that all the time. Sigh.... KIDDING :D

Say, what do you call a monkey in a mindfield? A BaBOOM! LOL.

I'm going to make you laugh with puns since I'm like, i uh, like puns so. Yeap.

Two farmers had been fighting over a prized chicken for years. After the hen's death, both men agreed to bury the hatch it.

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

Q: What is the cannibal's favorite bread spread?
A: Boys and Berry Jam.

She wanted to eat Alphabits cereal so I letter.

While I was onboard the underwater boat I ate a green citrus fruit. The taste was awe inspiring. It was sub lime.

I should stop now shouldn't I. True, true.
Lets reply tags, if not my viewers think I'm ignoring them.

Wanlin: Thank you:)
Leelin: Thanks:)
Raylyn: Hello dummy! I'm not sad or anything lahh, that's why you're the dummy. Haha, thanks:)
Audrey: You very hyper meh, Lol. Kayz, thanks :)
Jiayu: Sorry guru! :(
Vanessa: Absolutely:)
Haolun: LOL, yeah, Shawt-yi stop singing that! LOL. I love puns :)
Jerwie: Thanks! :)
Haoze: Who said anything about being down about it? Haha, thanks tho! :)
Xiang Chou: Thanks :)
Rena: Yeaps! Not a holiday at all. Haha, thankyou :)
Jiayu: LOL.
Vanessa: Whats wrong with that? OH! You couldn't be thinking sick were you? :O, LOL
Madeleine: That's called "useless talents", haha, thankyou:)
Xiang Chou: Of course I pro lah, how come you doubt me siol. LOL. Kidding :)
Shamilah: Ciaossu! :)
Haolun: How mean of you. :( LOL.
Jiayu: Yeap, awesome guy.
Rena: Thanks! Unfortunately came last, haha :)
Madeleine: Yupyup, i know, haha thanks :)
Juliet: YO!!!
Wennhao: HIGH LOW FORMER CEH MEH!! LOL.
Vanessa: Its an inside joke, explain next time :), It'll be weird if I could jack off to a music video, though not impossible ;) LOL
Jiayu: BIO BIO BIO BIO BIO BIO BIO BIO!!!! :D

HOLY THAT WAS LONG. LOL. Kaythanksbyebi

-Renald
A fact, I'm in a heart crisis as I predicted 2 months ago :)