Meeting up with 'complete' strangers at 7. Hope everything turns out well.


I have plenty of time till then, then I thought maybe I'd do the video blog thing now. But then I realised my hair was still in 'messymode', so.. no. If you were thinking, "How messy can it get?" Well then, I've took a picture. Non-inclusive of my face.



Now imagine that thing on my head. Now now, i know you might say, my hair is always so spiky. But no, its neater than that, normally. I'm having what you call a, 'Bad Hair Day'. Its actually an intentional one but let's not go to story mode again..


At the moment I'm still actually wondering why I bothered to post a picture of my hair up. I mean, there are lots of other constructive things I could have done.. BUT MAYBE, just maybe, somewhere near in the future, aliens are trying to find out more about humans and shit, so they sent an internet virus of sorts, and came onto this very blog.


They will then examine my hair, the colour, shape, texture, and maybe possibly my personality from the picture of my hair ITSELF. I dont know, they might already have that technology. Yeah, as I was saying. Since my personality is so kind and cool, the aliens will realise that they've made a huge mistake wasting so much time sending those machines of theirs to Earth and basically just come on down. To the white house, shake their green slimy hands with Mr Obama and they'll give us the technology to stop the destruction of the Earth. Then we'll work together, to build a bridge between extraterrestials and humans. So there will be a new tourist attraction, somewhere in Town Oogladoofus up there in Mars. Then the whole world will change forever, maybe they'll iniatate some sort of plan to COMBINE the two planets together, then the world will be greener, literally. And the change of evolution would be massive!


Can you imagine green people with pointy ears on top of their heads on each side, with their heads and body reasonably huge, and they'd wear like white and brown dirty humans clothes and have donkeys as best friends? Oh wait that's just Shrek.


But yeah, you'll see 'people' with their toes growing out of their noses, ears, heads. And we'll grow tentacals out of our arms! (Note: I said, tentacals, not testicals you sick fuc*)
You'll see book flavoured bubble tea or maybe books that taste like buble tea! THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOREVER, AND EVER AND EVER. GET IT? ...


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Whut.


-Renald