WARNING : This post may be extremely draggy

I don't like the way I post nowadays. I find them really irritating reading them myself. I know you do too. That's why I lose viewers. Lmao. Ah, oohhh boy.

I wish I could express my thoughts and jokes through video form but.. I don't exactly know how things would turn out. I TRIED putting them up on youtube but ended up looking like a complete retard. Wait, LIGHTBULB!(in Despicable Me accent)

I could, I could, post videos on my blog. And, not youtube. Because that's just stupid. Hmm, I guess that'll be alright. I'll try it someday, not now. When my parents aren't home, and stuff.

I figured by now you know that I love re-reading posts and archives, and I realised there is a good portion I haven't read yet. And..

If you browse to the "July 2009" portion of my archives. You can pretty much find lots of photoshopped crap over there. So, if you'd like to relive my artistic talent please go there and waste your life away.

Here are some extracts of my previous posts that really made me laugh my ass off. Well not really, my butt is still intact, if.. you were wondering, for some strange reason. *cough*

OKAY. With no offense whatsoever, it seems I've turned the devil. Whatever the hell that means. On July 15th 2009, I posted a rant about how I hated the popular kids in class and how they defy school rules and other shit. And... just about 362 days later, I have become just that. Don't remember? I don't expect you to, so here it is.

"We're in a generation where, people adapt far too quickly. Thats kinda good, if you just hear it that way. You don't see the full picture. What I'm trying to say is, if I am trying in any way, is that alot of people, try to be popular. Well, mostly guys. And why? Girls. They hang out with those people that are "cool" and expect attention from the opposite gender.

They act funny, they act cool by defying school rules. Because they want attention, they can do anything just because they see a person supposedly hip. In the end, that bunch of "cool" people aren't themselves. They change into some pathetic asshole, because secondary school social life demands much more.

Honestly, I hate these people. Including myself because I sometimes do so. But definitely not to the extent. Of course, I try to be funny. Why not? But some people put in jokes anywhere anytime not caring about the severity of things. Stop trying to be funny 24/7 around the clock. You're not in America, you're not the class clown.

Some people do things like that to amuse themselves. Like what, hurting other people's feelings?
I mean I do stuff to amuse myself too. But they are harmless stuff, like using paint to put an apple on Bob the Builder's face, or make stupid codes aiming to not let Vanessa solve them.
Please, take up anime, collect stamps, lick tissue papers, do your homework, masturbate, stick an apple pie up your ass, anything. Just get a life. Although Im not sure anyone with a life sticks apple pies up their own anus'." - July 15th 2009

To be extremely honest, that last sentence really cracked me up bad. LOL.

Here are.. some other lines I've written in the past that made me laugh bad.

1) "I've given up. But hey, who's that chiobu on the bus? LOL." - July 31st 2009

This was the start of my.. foolish, era. Its hilarious when I thinka bout it now.

2)"I'll give anything but I won't give up, for now." - 28 July 2009

What makes this so funny? The fact that 3 days after this I gave up. LOL.

3)"Hey, my super-duper-awesome daughterious friend. Glad you got Willy Wonka's number. So you could GO IN his factory if you know what I mean. LOL. " - August 25 2009

I love my pervertic past self. LOL.

4)"I'm moving to a condominium in 2012. Ahh, i just love to brag. LOL. I don't know what I'll miss actually. Even though there'd be facilities like courts for my ram my balls on. ( erm note : "Ram my balls on" refers to kicking my soccer ball hardly anywhere I want without getting scolded. ) - August 3 2009

Ball ramming. Lmao. Oh and btw, my condo doesn't have ball ramming facilities -.-

5)"50) Ask her for stead." - October 18 2009

Hmm, this is tad bit embarrasing. I never really completed this task, because well, it wasn't exactly intended. In all honesty I did, but.. no, I didn't. Oh, the people who knows what I'm talking about. The good days. Ahhh..

Aight', I'm moving on to another post.

-Renald